Adam Cole-Kelly presents: Believe the Hyphen

I have a hyphenated last name that I've used as the basis for the name of my blog which in and of itself is a play on words. Clever's got a new home folks. Make yourselves comfortable.

Monday, November 29, 2004

Brooklyn bound

I'm heading back to the city in a couple of hours. When I board my flight I intend to ask somebody from the Cleveland based Continental flight crew what affects not turning off ones cell phone have on the operation of the airplane. I think if a pilot ever wanted to hammer home the importance of passengers turning them off, all he would have to do is come over the intercom several minutes into the flight and say "this is your pilot from the flight deck, if everybody could do me a favor and double check to make sure their cell phones are turned off that would be great. All of our control panels seem to have gone blank, so if whoever left their cell phone on could go ahead and turn it off, that would be a big big help. Thanks." Don't act like you guys don't believe in white lies. Safety first. I'll author a full report after I speak to someone on my flight. Until then, be good.

1 Comments:

At 10:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, honestly. I mean, all of those people in hijacked planes on September 11th used cell phones during the flight, and that didn't seem to mess up the operation of the planes too much. Can we get some fucking truth and honesty from these corporate assholes???? For once.........

 

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