X Rat-ed

Late last night, while waiting for the downtown F train at 14th street, I witnessed my first episode of rat sexual gamesmanship. There were three rats involved. Essentially, the flirtation consisted of a heavyset rat alternately chasing two indistinguishable normal sized rats over, under, around and through the subway tracks. The two average sized rats enjoyed a decided quickness advantage over the plus sized rat, however, the two regular rats shamelessly teased the big fella by allowing chunky to catch them after only a brief pursuit. When the husky rat "caught" one of the other two he would immediately mount them from behind and give them a thorough, albeit brief, rogering until the rat-teases squealed in a pitch that could have just as easily signaled their delight as it could have their disgust. Post pounding, the fleeter a foot rat would inevitably scamper off and fatty ratty would go after the other one. This sequence of events must have gone on a good four full minutes. I was not the only subway rider in wait to notice these rodent sexcapades. After one of the more prolonged humping sessions I made eye contact with two young women twenty feet away who proceeded to laugh uncomfortably. I too laughed out loud, then continued to watch. Although I normally find rats to be completely repulsive, and at the risk of coming across as perverse, something about the unadulterated exhibitionism and escalating desperation of the chubby rat made what I witnessed ever so slightly erotic...and by ever so slightly erotic I mean that I ejaculated in my pants...thrice. Have a lovely weekend.