Adam Cole-Kelly presents: Believe the Hyphen

I have a hyphenated last name that I've used as the basis for the name of my blog which in and of itself is a play on words. Clever's got a new home folks. Make yourselves comfortable.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Weekend/Work/What's Up?

So since last Thursday (through Wednesday) I've been working for this espn gameshow called stump the schwab. I used to think that I knew a lot about sports. I no longer think so. Some of these contestants are machines. Anyhow, I don't have computer access throughout the day as the contestants need to be sequestered and I end up watching over them for nine hours or so a day-hence my recent lack of posting. There was one contestant recently named Guy. Whenever you address a man named Guy by name, you automatically feel like you are condescending him. "Good luck, Guy." "Nice to meet you, Guy." "Better luck next time, Guy." It's a delicate situation.

Alison makes a mean Brisket. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

I went to see Fever Pitch last night. I had low expectations and a chip on my shoulder heading into it due to MLB allowing Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore onto the field after the Red Sox won the world series. Nonetheless, I thoroughly enjoyed the film. I bet you would too seeing as how we normally enjoy the same films.

I finally returned to the basketball court Friday night. Exree Hipp played in the division champions tournament. We only had five players. My lack of conditioning while injured didn't play dividends. I nearly fainted at the end of the first half. My face changed colors from beet red, to ghostly white, to a nice greenish hue (so I'm told.) We blew an 11 point lead with five minutes to play. I missed a three pointer off the back rim at the buzzer and we lost 65-62. We played hard though and even though we lost, we really won because the other team had to play another game immediately afterwards. I definitely would have died if we played another game. Three days later and I'm still indescribably sore. I can hardly touch my knees nevemind my toes. Given the way I felt after the game, I sincerely believe that those new Gatorade Endurance commericals in which different dehydrated athletes crumble into pieces are not enhanced in anyway. Had I taken a charge I would have surely been smashed into smithereens.

After our game the team went out, division championship trophies in hand, to celebrate a great season. A group of dudes walking around the streets of New York on a Friday night all carrying trophies tend to get a lot of attention-much of it soaked in sarcasm. Nevertheless holding a trophy tends to do wonders for your self-esteem.

Here is hoping you get a trophy soon. Have an awesomely unleavened Monday.

1 Comments:

At 5:16 PM, Blogger roger said...

Do you know the Schwab dude? He's looks like he probably beats his wife after he loses. He does NOT take kindly to people challenging his sports knowledge supremacy.

I work with a Guy. Today he wouldn't shut-up so I nicknamed him dieGuy. Guy is only a good name for being made fun of.

 

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