I can explain

About the three day lay-off, see what had happened was….uhhh, it’s just that well….umm, the internet was broken in New York- yeah, yeah that’s it. The internet broke. No, but for really real I’ve been working like a dog these past couple days. And by working like a dog I mean sleeping 18 hours a day and licking my own balls and have other people bag my “business”. I think if you want to impress people by claiming that you’ve been working like a dog you ought to specify that you’ve been working like a sled dog or a seeing-eye dog for an active blind person. Anything else and you deserve minimal props.

We shot our two pilot episodes yesterday. Both were smashing successes-unless the show doesn’t get picked up for series in which case I guess in a strict definition of the word they would become failures. Regardless, I couldn’t have asked for a better experience. If you guys ever want to see a great stand up comedian I highly endorse Greg Giraldo. In addition to hilarious material he also has adorable sons.

It’s a little odd that the words blatant and latent are quasi-opposites. If only they both ended in ent or ant this ridiculous premise would be ever so slightly more legitimate. Then I could reasonably make jokes about how adding or removing the letter b makes a new word that means the opposite of the other word. For example, blollipops would be stick-less sour vegetables. And lowdrying would be a process by which you make your hair wetter and curlier. Blizzards are kind of opposites of lizards. (Don’t be so conservative in your interpretation of “kind of ,”you tight ass)

So while I’m not at all looking forward to only fooling myself on Monday when I set my alarm at 9:30 am only to turn it off, realize there is nothing I need to do that can’t wait until later and then promptly going back to sleep until noon, you can expect better, more consistent blog output from me next week. I literally have to wrap this up because the computer guy is here and they are taking this away from me.

Hope everyone’s pulled through this week in spite of my absence. Right this way weekend, we’ve reserved a nice little spot for you here.