A benefit with benefits... if you know what I mean

That's right, I'm having sex with the benefit that I'm performing at tonight. That doesn't even make a little bit of sense.

Anyhow, here is the scoop on the benefit:

THURSDAY, 9/15 @ PADDY REILLEY'S (29th Street and 2nd Avenue), 6PM-CLOSE

There will be happy hour prices all night, a raffle including prizes such as an ipod shuffle and stand up performances by Believe the Hyphen blogger Adam Cole-Kelly, Jon Friedman, and Rich Zeroth.

The money raised is going to a friend of a friend (of a friend) who lost all her stuff in the hurricane. She, her husband and their unborn first child are looking to move back to NYC. If you were considering going out for some drinks tonight, why not take them down for a good cause, at discounted prices and with the chance to win some cool prizes and hear some sure to make you gasp for air because your laughing so damn hard stand up comedy?

See you there then.

I know I wrote yesterday that I would describe my first pedicure today but I'm nothing if not not a man of my word.

Even though I've just asserted it's worthlessness- I give you my word that I'll write about the experience when next I tend this garden of thought.

Have a night filled with the same delicious creme they put in twinkies.