Parental Advice

If you are thinking about naming your kid Victor, you need to consider the type of expectations that go along with that. He's going to assume he gets the spoils. Are you prepared to provide him with the spoils? Think about that long and hard before you set him for a lifetime of disappointment. And since when is the name Len not good enough for you?

Unless you were there, you missed a stellar installment of the Rejection Show last night. All of the performers were hilarious-me especially.

I'm going to be performing tomorrow at a benefit/fund raiser for a family trying to move back to NYC after having lost everything they had to Katrina-the hurricane, not that klepto Katrina Mitchell from 8th grade.

In addition to posting the info about tomorrow's event I will also delight you with an account of my very first pedicure which I received this afternoon.

I look forward to relieving your bated breath.

With two hard d sounds have a good Wednesday.