Whaddya got a crazy kaleidoscope or something?

You know how people say “I see London, I see France, I see Adam’s underpants”, well where the hell are they standing? I’m struggling with the geographic feasibility of that one. It’s tough enough to get a vantage point where one can see both London and France, buy my skivvies as well? Also, it’s all good and well that you are taking in some European sights but if my undies are exposed, how bout you tell me about the cities and countries you can see after giving me the heads up on my unwanted exposure. Also, if it’s not too much to ask, as long as you’re being city-specific in the UK why not name the French metropolis you’re gazing upon as well. In case you can’t tell, I was teased by a group of 7 year olds when I bent over to tie my shoes next to a playground yesterday. Needless to say it was traumatic.