Something's Different

Is there something different about my "voice" as I type today? While it could be that I seem more self-assured, and less desperate for cash and viable structure for my day due to my newfound employment (I'm finishing up my first day as a researcher for a forthcoming game show on the Discovery Channel, and yes it's nice to fulfill your furthest flung career ambitions thank you very much) I think more likely I may come across as a changed man today because I am writing with the experience of my first bachelor party under my belt. I wasn't sure what to expect heading into the weekend because a. all that I knew about bachelor parties was word of mouth and movie manufactured stereotypes and b. the bachelor d celebre does not drink and wasn't into the idea of strippers. I know what you're thinking: what about hard drugs and prostitutes? But for better or worse, these too fell harmlessly atop my bachelor friend's impenetrable umbrella of moral fiber. Be it coincidence or compensation, the weekends events ultimately did not leave anything to be desired as far as debauchery was concerned. I may have left Atlantic City poorer from a strict financial sense, but I feel far richer in an "ability to tell outrageous stories about Fu's bachelor party sense." Exit 145 blog authors Eric and Frank starred throughout the weekend, from the dance floor, to the stretch escalade, to the bathrooms, the pool and the ping pong table-and I only mean one of those in a sexual-encounter related way. It'll be fun to see all 16 guys I spent the weekend with, some of whom I just met, in a few weeks at the wedding which figures to be a more behavior-accountable environment.

I'm still working out the kinks, but check out my new cat nip joke:

You know what cats absolutely love?

Catnip.

Perhaps referring to it as my cat nip joke takes away from the electric punch line. Maybe I'll call it my Atnipcay joke in a dual effort to prolong suspense and attract a more international audience-I hear blogs are mammoth in the Pig Latino community these days.

As long as you are reading look at this show that I'm doing tomorrow night. It's one of the, if not the absolute funniest weekly shows in the city and the fact that it's free is flabbergasting. Here is the link to the show and Here is the host's website. He's good. Won't you kindly attend?

Stay strong loyal readers, you too first-time reader, by the way you're looking great today.

Aterlay!