Being homeless is no walk in the park...figuratively that is.

I don't want to keep shirking responsibility but I don't know what else one can shirk.

I figured it was time for some one-liners. I think it's important not to take calendars at their word. Sometimes you follow calendars that aren't targeted towards you. For instance in our apartment we have a calendar for Suffield Academy (a boarding school) hanging above our computer. It says that this Thursday is the first day of Winter Vacation. I hope my one roommate who currently has a job doesn't get confused by this. I on the other hand was quite disappointed that "Holiday Dinner" as it was listed on the calendar for Monday the 13th never materialized last night. My patience waned and my appetite mounted but nobody showed up nor seemed to know what I was talking about. Who is to shoulder the blame in this situation: my roommates and I or the deceptive calendar?

I have a rejection show tomorrow night. If you live nearby and want to check it out, you are a good person. Here is the link http://www.rejectionshow.com/ It's gonna be so funny it'll make you puke.

Anyone else think that the most annoying commercial out there these days is the one for Domino's double stuff pizza? You know, the one where that guy insists that the delivery kid says everything twice. Ever notice that the dude never pays for his pizza? And that he breaks his double-speak rule when he says "yeah" just once after the delivery boy says "bye bye." Not to mention, haven't we learned by now that pizza's got plenty of cheese on it as is. Did Pizza Hut's failed stuffed crust teach us nothing? The fact that extra cheese is available as a topping is frightening enough, but this twist with a cheese layer across the entire center of the pizza is shockingly artery-clogriffic.

While showering yesterday I decided that I want to invent a shower curtain that is made out of the quick drying material they use for Olympic divers' towels. When you're done with your shower you could just wrap yourself up in the curtain and be dry in no time. Think about it: never again would you have to go up the narrow spiral staircase to your crawlspace of a room to get your towel before hopping in the shower- metaphorically speaking. Plus it would be pretty sweet just to envelop yourself in the curtain. Admittedly it would probably get pretty filthy rather quickly, but if there was some hygienic solution to that, I think I'd really be on to something. Perhaps I could skirt that issue by advertising my quick dry material shower curtain/towel and comparing it to a normal, albeit non-existent, terry cloth curtain/towel which would be perpetually damp and mildew-funkdafied.

Exree Hipp, my NYUPBL squad, goes for win #2 tonight. Whether or not I strap on a protective cup will be a game time decision. I'll keep you posted. Until then, chow. (I command you to eat)