Following Up

I’m sparing you all my film short script. It's entitled Duncan’s everlasting Dorito and it's a silent film to be shot in black and white, except for the Dorito. Basically the short was to consist of an awkward 14 year-old chewing on a Dortio that would not fully dissolve in his mouth. Initially the boy is panicked by his inability to fully break down the snack chip, but eventually a wave of nacho-cheese cool washes over him and he gains a newfound happiness and confidence, all the while chomping away at the everlasting Dorito. Aren’t you glad I gave you the brief synopsis rather than the detailed version that I actually scripted? I’m prepared to retool the script barring product placement difficulties and rename the short Bradley’s everlasting Bravo. What are Bravos you ask? Check 'em out

Embrace snack chip enlightenment.

Hypothetically speaking, if you get a jammed finger of yours x-rayed at the vet’s office and there is no break in the bone, but more than two weeks later the finger is still swollen and crooked, do you think it’s a good bet that it’s dislocated or something? That’s just one of those scenario’s I’ve always wondered about. Kind of like a stranded on a desert island type question. Speaking of which isn’t desert island an oxymoron almost? I feel as though being surrounded by water throws a kink in the whole desert thing, but what do I know?

I’m awaiting word as to whether or not I got this job that I thought I got yesterday but it turned out I was coming in for further consideration. I met with and was in
terviewed by nearly everyone in the entire small office. I’d like to think things went smoothly, but I guess the proof will lie in the pudding, whatever that means. Nothing like staring at your phone willing it to ring. It sure is conducive to funny creative writing.

Here is my kids candy wrapper joke of the day:

Q: What type of dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The Thesaurus.

I wish I had upside-down font on this computer. Then I really could’ve captured the essence of the candy wrapper joke.

Here is my somewhat related tongue-twister of the day:

What’s a synonym for cinnamon?

I just made that up. It’s not bad if I do say so myself. Try it five times fast. What’s a symonym, slick?

That’s enough of these childish games. I’ve got an expectant glare to direct towards the lcd display of my cell phone. If and when I hear from my potential employer, I’ll post an update. Until then, be good.