If you build it they won't read

I would have loved to follow through on my word and continued to recount tales from down south, but I spent my entire day yesterday building a dresser. I still have two drawers left but I can't even explain how satisfying it's going to be to put the finishing touches on. This thing came with well over a hundred parts (if you count all the screws, nails, etc.) I'll probably take a proud picture with me standing next to the completed dresser, which will make for an awful photo but one I'll cherish nonetheless. It's only slightly humbling to think that for somebody who builds stuff on a regular basis my dresser assembly would be the comedy equivalent to getting on stage and telling a knock knock joke.

Speaking of getting on stage and telling knock knock jokes, I'm going to get a chance to sprinkle my Northern routine with some newly acquired Southern seasoning tonight at one of the friendlier, most funnestestest shows in town, The $1 Room.

Catch Stand Up, Sketch and Video with Cassidy Henehan, Peter Kassnove and
Brad Steuernagel

"The Best Comedy on 2nd Ave. Between 9th and 10th St."

This weeks guests...

Adam Cole-Kelly, Meliane Klien, Lianna Stokes, Aziz Ansari and Nic
Novicki!!!

Thursdays 9pm, 1 Dollar
The Telephone Bar
149 Second Ave. (between 9th and 10th) NYC
212-529-5000

Be there or be a rectangle with sides of equal length.

I'll throw out some more ha-ha after I finish off the dresser.

Later taters.