Performance Alert Woop, Woop, Woop!

Hey you three, remember when I used to tell the stand up jokes in front of the people at the shows? Well I'm doing it again tomorrow night. I imagine it'll be nothing short of a full fledged hoot. Here is the scoop.

"The $1 Room"
Thursdays 9pm, 1 Dollar
The Telephone Bar
149 Second Ave. (between 9th and 10th) NYC
212-529-5000
Stand Up, Sketch and Video with Cassidy Henehan, Peter Kassnove and Brad Steuernagel

"The Best Comedy on 2nd Ave. Between 9th and 10th St."

This week...

Eric Andre, ADAM COLE-MUTHA FUCKIN KELLY, Jack Kukoda and Sue Pearlman!!

So there you have it. I'm kind of embarrassed that my name was put in all caps and accentuated with the profanity, but I guess the guys running the show want to sell tickets.

I'll be working the rust off of my act, and you've never seen rust worked off in a hilarious fashion until you've seen me do stand up for the first time in nearly two months. It's classic shit.

My girlfriend's mother and my uncle will both likely be in attendance, so I'll be sure to keep my act squeaky clean (impossibly exaggerated wink)

Hope to see some of your smiling faces in the crowd. On a cold December night nothing warms my soul like the approving nods and chuckles of you, my faithful followers. Faithful followers? I sound like I'm trying to start a cult. How silly- unless you want in, in which case I promise the path I'll lead you on will bring all of us serenity, joy and youthfulness the likes of which we never dreamed possible. Just bring six Uno cards, a bottle of vinegar and a live tadpole to the corner of Bleeker and Layfayette the eve of the next harvest moon and we shall cement our bond with a simple insertion ritual. No questions, just come.

Have a Wednesday to remember.