That doesn't look like Mr. Phillie

Not that I don't think he's an awesome looking mascot, but am I the only one who gets the impression that when the Mets made Mr. Met their mascot they were under the impression that everybody in the league was supposed to create a mascot named Mr. (insert team name here) with a baseball for a head and the team's uniform on, and then when no other teams did it the Mets just decided to keep Mr. Met cause he was kind of cool anyway? Kind of like if you show up to a regular party in pajamas because your dickhead friends told you it was a pajama party, and then once you're there, rather than feeling bashful about being pj-clad, you just go about your business partying and having a grand old time. That's kind of how I view Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, I just decided that I want to name a child PJ and have it stand for Pajama. Shortly thereafter I decided that it's high time I try to dupe a friend into showing up to a non-Pajama jammy jam or other type of costume party in PJ's or other type of costume.

One other quickee. Not too long ago I saw former Full House star Bob Saget on Conan O'Brien. During the interview Saget said that when he and good friend/fellow former Full House cast member John Stamos-a.k.a Uncle Jesse- go out together they amuse themselves by talking to each other when they are in the bathroom about (Full House characters) Michelle and D.J. so that other people in the bathroom overhearing their conversation get all confused, as if the show was real. I hate to rain on your and Stamos' parade Bob, but you're not fooling anybody. Most people are familiar with how television works. Nobody thinks Full House is a reality show. You guys might want to go ahead and think about another zany way of entertaining yourselves. Also, stop peering over the top of the urinal divider to look at Stamos' lil' Elvis.

Ah...ah...Ah-Tuesday! I just sneezed.