Something to get you through the weekend

Remember how yesterday I promised that I would post the information about the show that I'm doing on Monday? Well I'm a man of my type. Read this shit:

Monday, July 11, 2005
Twin Killing
Swift
34 E. 4th Street between Lafayette and Bowery
8:30 pm
FREE
Hosted by Matt Goldich and Chris Jurek

This month's lineup:
Adam Cole-Kelly (Voted "Funniest Man A.D" by distinguished historical humor panel)
Dan Cronin (Late Night with Conan O'Brien)
Bobby Tisdale (Invite Them Up)
Isaac Witty (Late Show with David Letterman)

Comedy was on a whole other level before Christ passed. Nonetheless, I feel proud to have been recognized for my achievements in this era.

You should truly, honestly, totally come to this show. I mean it.

It's raining like you wouldn't believe- if you are a person who cannot fathom steady rain.

Jolt cola used to be legendary. It was totally at the outrageous end of the cola spectrum as far as the image promoted by consumers of it. Tab would probably be at the opposite end of that spectrum. I don't know what lies directly at the midpoint, but I'm going to go ahead and put RC on the Jolt side of that midpoint. Sip on that.

I wish you all a weekend more meaningful than the entire concept of my cola spectrum. Ambitious, huh?