Sonic's got it...but nobody wants it
The fast food chain Sonic has a pretty enormous advertising budget when you consider the fact that nobody I've ever met has ever seen one let alone eaten there. Have any of you guys ever dined at a Sonic? Or perhaps it would be more fitting to ask, have any of you have allowed any Sonic to pass through you? Most fast food commercials can at least make their food look appetizing with the magic of television, but in all Sonic ads the Sonic fare looks positively inedible. Might that be the first time the phrase Sonic fare has been used? Does anybody even know what I'm talking about? Nevermind then.
In other news, remember that sore throat I wrote about a couple days ago? C'mon concentrate, now do you remember it? Well, it's gone, but a killer cold has taken it's place. If snot were money I'd have a ridiculous amount of cash crinkled up in tissues in my wastepaper basket. By the way, wastepaper basket is easily the best of all the countless names for a trash receptacle. There are far more words for trash cans or rubbish bins or garbage or what have you than need be. Can't we all agree on the superiority and unnecesary wordiness of wastepaper basket? Good, then it's settled.
Alright, I gotta go to the ATM (a.k.a. blow my nose)
Later

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and i like sonic, homeboy...
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