Possible Misadventure

Things here at blogger seem to be a little haywire- and not in a helpful, maintaining- the-structural-integrity-of-a-bale type way. I'm not sure what this post is going to look like, or if it's even going to work. But a fear of things not working out didn't stop the Crocodile Hunter from living life to the fullest nor did it stop Cory Lidle from flying a small plane on a day with low visibility, so I'm going to plow ahead fearlessly.

If seven more or less topical jokes (within the last couple weeks) is your idea of a way to beat the dreary Friday blues, I can't really help you out. But if six is a working start, well, here's a working start.

Enjoy:

A Japanese man recited pi to 100,000 decimal places from memory on Wednesday, setting what he claims to be a new world record. Unfortunately, nobody has verified the man’s claim because that would entail double checking 100,000 decimal places. (100,000 decimal places should be hilariously italicized)

Robin Williams recently revealed that a "little quiet voice" in his head pushed him back to drinking after 20 years of sobriety, marking the first time Robin Williams and ‘quiet voice’ have ever been used in the same sentence.

During Tuesday's episode of the O'Reilly Factor, former Representative Mark Foley was mistakenly labeled a Democrat 3 times. Afterwards a spokesman for Fox News issued a statement apologizing for casting Mr. Foley in such a negative light.

In Provo, Utah, 21 year old newlywed Julianne Myers claims that on the eve of her wedding her parents drove her 240 miles to Colorado, tried to talk her out of the nuptials and didn’t bring her back to Provo until she had missed her originally scheduled ceremony. Her parents are now facing felony kidnapping charges as well as really awkward Thanksgivings with their son-in-law.

Samsung recently introduced a new phone aimed at senior citizens called the Jitterbug. Senior friendly features include large, easily read buttons and bill payments accepted in $5 check installments.

It was reported this week that a teenage boy in India wed a hill so he could break a curse that a goddess put on his mom. As a result of the marriage the boy is now suffering from his own curse: grass stained balls. (cause he did it with the hill, get it?)

I realize I have exceeded my adjective limit for this post. I hope everybody has a weekend.