4 things- all for you!

On a recent trip I stayed at a hotel and opted for the deluxe suite. Much to my dismay it did not come with fries.

Of all the seasons I think this one is my favorite because it's the only one with a nickname. "Hi, I'm autumn, but everybody just calls me fall...cause that's what the leaves do during me."

(Out of curiosity, how did you guys imagine Autumn's voice as you read that to yourself? I was sort of thinking something similar to actor James Gammon - better known as manager Lou Brown from the Major League films.)

If you repeatedly interrupt people who are talking at a party you are an asshole, unless you have a camera- then you are a photographer/asshole. (The / must be read as the word "slash" in order for this observation to reach it's full comedic potential. My apologies to those who re-read that and were still disappointed with the outcome .)

If anybody you know ever makes the mistake of calling an airline and speaking to the automated operator in your presence, I think a fun way to punish them is to wait until they are trying to communicate what the purpose of their call is, and then yell into their phone "purchase aircraft." It may not be a standard menu option, but if they ended up having to buy an airplane on account of your prank, imagine the laughs, cause where would they park it, right?